'; $revstr=""; $sb=" -r -g -p "; $sbtwo=" "; $cb="For random greedy paranoid enter -r -g -p"; $clist="actually, alpaca, beavis.zen, blowfish, bong, bud-frogs, bunny, cheese, cower, cupcake, daemon, default, dragon, dragon-and-cow, elephant, elephant-in-snake, eyes, flaming-sheep, fox, ghostbusters, head-in, hellokitty, kiss, kitty, koala, kosh, llama, luke-koala, mech-and-cow, meow, milk, moofasa, moose, mutilated, ren, sheep, skeleton, small, stegosaurus, stimpy, supermilker, surgery, sus, three-eyes, turkey, turtle, tux, udder, vader, vader-koala, www"; $clistsw="-f"; } function otherwayaround($instuff) { global $revstr, $lts, $gts; $outstuff=$instuff; if (strpos($instuff,$lts) !== false && strpos($instuff,$gts) !== false) { $revstr=explode($gts, explode($lts, $instuff)[1])[0]; if (trim($revstr) != "") { $outstuff=str_replace($lts . $revstr . $gts, $lts . strrev($revstr) . $gts, $instuff); } } return $instuff; } $lhthingo=(isset($_POST['lhdiag']) ? shell_exec( (substr(str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_POST['lhdiag'])),0,7) != 'cowsay ' ? '' : str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_POST['lhdiag']))) ) : (isset($_GET['lhdiag']) ? str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_GET['lhdiag'])) : " ____________________ " . $lts . " Left Hand comment " . $gts . " -------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || ")); $lhthingo=otherwayaround($lhthingo); $rhthingo=(isset($_POST['rhdiag']) ? shell_exec( (substr(str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_POST['rhdiag'])),0,7) != 'cowsay ' ? '' : str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_POST['rhdiag']))) ) : (isset($_GET['rhdiag']) ? str_replace('+',' ',urldecode($_GET['rhdiag'])) : " _____________________ " . $lts . " Right Hand comment " . $gts . " --------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || ")); echo "

Cow Says Cartoon

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